Buffy Stars in Awkward Poses #2: Sarah Michelle Gellar

Oh SMG. We are well aware that you are extremely good looking. But even the finest looking person in the universe can look, shall we say, not so fine in the hands of a photographer with a vision. And by vision I mean a deep desire to put someone in a horribly weird or awkward pose. FYI: It’s not art. It’s just awkward. Let’s get started.

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Yeahh, look at me spilling this can of lemonade. I’m so non-nonchalant and effortless. I just looove wasting perfectly good beverages.

WWTPT? (What was the photographer thinking?): ” All right Sarah, we’re going to do this shoot at my ex-wife’s house. Now go sit on her car and spill this lemonade that I hate all over her drive way. That way a bunch of ants will find it and colonize in the cracks of the cement and she’ll have to call pest control. Then I’m gonna snap the picture and leave it under her door mat. That’ll show her.”

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There’s some bugs in these leaves and they are crawling dangerously close to my ass crack. Can we wrap this shit up.

WWTPT? “Okay so I have some bad news guys. Fruity Pebbles said NO to letting us use their facilities to cover Sarah in fruity pebbles. So find me a bunch of dirty but colorful leaves instead. Make sure they look like fruity pebbles. And then we’re gonna make Sarah lay in them.”

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LOOK I’M AVRIL LAVIGNE

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You stole my look, bitch!

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But I wear it so much better.

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You’re right.

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This hurts.

WWTPT? “We wanted her to do this:

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but she refused so we settled for this position instead. We wanted to make it interesting so people will try sitting like this at home.”

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SMG: Making being hot(?) with tools cool before Miley.

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Don’t ask me about this. All I know is that I’m getting paid.

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LOOK AT ME SARAH AM I COOL

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This is just creepy. I know it was probably a promo for something but wtf? But the creepiness doesn’t stop there:

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THEY COULD HAVE POKED HER IN THE EYE WITH THAT WHAT IF SHE WOULD’VE TRIPPED SHE WOULD HAVE FELL EYE FIRST INTO THE KNIFE COMING OUT OF THE WALL HOLE

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Ew. Who the hell has their nasty ass gloved hand over her mouth.

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WHAT IF IT’S THIS GIRL

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I’ve got a riding crop. I’M BAD

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JK I’m not bad! Giggles giggles giggles

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sarah_michelle_gellar_in_a_white_dress-t2HOW IS SHE FLYING?!

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BECAUSE SHE STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

 This photo shoot was Sarah’s audition to sit in the floating red chair in the beginning of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujDeS2URgj0

She got the part but had to drop out, so they just left it empty because no one sits on a floating chair with as much grace and poise as SMG.

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Photographer: Get Rihanna in here and make her smoke a bunch of shit with some guy.

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Now make Sarah walk through it

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Ughhh I hate second hand smoke someone’s getting sued

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Oops! I tripped over and broke this $10,000 tennis net. Sorry! At least I’m cute, right?

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Yeah :) <3

About NoelleKanitz

Writer, film buff, television fanatic, and general fan girl that resides in Franklin, WI with a good book and a box of fine chocolates.
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